Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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