I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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