So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Small penises have feelings too.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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