Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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