in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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