I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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