OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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