he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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