Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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