I don't usually arrange sex via text message
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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