I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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