I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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