Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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