He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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