We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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