Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Hippo gnu deer
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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