why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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