Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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