we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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