you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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