She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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