So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Houston, we have a squirter
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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