Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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