So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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