i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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