You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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