fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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