im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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