I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
please come you make the beer taste better
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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