Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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