her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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