Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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