the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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