It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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