she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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