Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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