Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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