I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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