i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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