Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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