You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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