sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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