this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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