hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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