Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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