I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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