Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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