i jhust puked up my retainher.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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