If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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