If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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