dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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