The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
operation have a gay friend backfired
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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