the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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