She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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