Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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