I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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