take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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